and the award goes to........

well i'm back at chicago. this base is really really nice, alot better then most dormatories some of you live in. big screen tv's dvd players, bowling, arcades, pool tables, pools, rock climbing, library, internet, movie theater, and so on. plus on weekends i can take the train to chicago. i am even alloud to wear civilian clothes on nights and weekends. did i mention there is also a dance club on base. kareokee(totally fuck the spelling up on that one oh well). we have sky diving trips, and also you can rent sail boats cuz the base is right on the lake but it is a weeeeee bit cold for that right now. and i'm alloud to smoke which kicks major ass. the only thing that makes a collage dorms better then here is that your aloud to throw parties. but that is why we have the dance club and on base pub. untill next time guns 'n' roses rule and r.i.p. ODB.

ps. were also having a huge on base super bowl party and such which should fun. did i mention we also have a golf course. take that everyone in lake mary.

back in town for christmas. yippie. dave and i are planning a strip club x-mas or new years. come one come all.

holy shit people, i'm like 5 weeks into boot camp and got to get a "restricted leave" for thanksgiving and the people i'm with has a comp. OOH RAH! shoot, boot camp isn't that bad. it is actually gone by fast cuz they keep me really busy. i've quite smoking, and i haven't been able to even masterbate since i left. so i probly have the hugest blue ballz. well in two weeks i do my pfa 2 and then battle station, then a week later graduation. and then hopefully christmas leave for a few days to come home. OOH RAH!! later bitches.

this will be my last entry of my live journal unless i find and/or do somthing incredible enough to post about between now sunday morning when i leave. i won't be back till christmas. atleast thats what i'm being told so farwell y'all.

ps. the music to all my entries is better than everyone else so :p

i got sooooooooo drunk last night. sorta glad my dad kicked everyone out cuz i was about to pass the fuck out. i thought it was a fun night even though a couple of good freinds who knew about it didn't come.

today is the o-rock mystery show, most likely will be cake.

now i'm off for the show. peace niggas

ps. tobli is an evil monkey bent on world domination.

so like, i'm having a going away party on saturday(also jrs bday) i want to start it like around 8 or 9, all welcome to come but i can't gaurentee there will be alot of alcohol cuz you know i'm not very rich, so don't be afraid to bring your own shiznat.(master shake voice)

clark umm would monday be good for you to go see shawn of the dead?

finally got a hair cut.

its amazing how boarin my lifes been the past two weeks, the last time i saw someone out of work was last thursday night and before that it was when i got star wars with dave. and i'm probly not gonna see a freind untill my last day at work on wensday cuz i work fuckin nights. so shitty.

haven't talk to maureen in over a week. makes me sad.

jr i can come to sarasota but i can only stay till like the 10th but i would have to leave in the morning cuz i'm going to a concert at 4 that day. try to get a ride together for me k.

so like i donated blood at the td waterhouse today and i got two free tickets to the o rock mystery show #6. which is either beck, cake, or weezer. hopefully its beck and he'll play two turn tables. that would kick so much ass. taking mel. :p now off to buy cigarettes. laters. so little time left. roughly 3 weeks left, and a week of which i'm working closing every night.


ps. axl rose tears the shit out of groupies or he used too till he got too fat.

i just realize the type of girl i am attracted too. i like women who use sex, drugs, and alcohol to mask their inner a)self hatred or b)depression. i don't know why, i think it is because i feel like i can help them and be a knight in shinning amor for them. i know its silly. but that is what i like. granted i'd fuck anything with two legs that gave me the oppirtunity to, except fatties. i also like it when they are real bitchy and mean.

sigh. i leave very soon and will probly never see any of you again so if you wanna chill sometime give me a call 407-322-4585. time is running out my freinds. hopefully i can get to chill with everyone i know one last time before i leave. peace out niggas




hopefully george clinton won't be canceled due to the hurricane

yeah so i went to hang out with a freind tonight after work. after i leave their house i go to my car open it and put my glasses on and light me up a cigarette. i undo my pants to take a leak by my car and i turn my head and see their neighbor stairing at me. this is when i put the junk back in the pants. i wave to them and said hey can i help you with somthing. they reply its 4:30 in the morning. i say back to them i know i was visting a freind and i'm about to go home after i finish this cigarette. he then continues, that is a good idea. saying i'm sorry to have disturbed you, even though the only noise was that of my car door closing and so i could get the last word in and like an asshole he said too late i'm already up. now i'm like fuck this tossed my cigarette out not knowing it was my last and got in my car and perseded to leave. upon pulling out of their neighborhood i see a cop coming with its lights on and watch them turn it off and pull into the neighborhood i just left. what a fucking prick calling the cops because i was goin home at 4:30 in the morning. i'm sorry that i work nights and this is the only time i can normally hang out with freinds. i hope that asshole gets hit by a car in the near future and gets some sort of paralyzing brain damage if he doesn't die from the accident. that'll teach him not to be such a dick.

star wars dvd tommarrow + i'm off = fun time for meeeeeeeee

plus i gonna go all white duke on friday night, hopefully i don't have to close so i can go see SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMMARROW again at a midnight showing. that movie kick ass. the new york was so clean and perfect unlike the real new york although cool as fuck, is dirty and smells bad. this new york looked like gotham city too which is always a plus. angelia jolie is hot even with an eye patch.

gun's 'n' rose's rulezzzz!!!!

even joe likes them, so you know they must own ass

the guy at park ave gave me my ticket to george clinton free of charge because i kick that much ass.

i got the iggsters remix of raw power and it is brutal, it so hard to choose between fun house and this but i might just choose this cuz david bowie helped put it together and i'm such a big fan of anything he is invovled with, but then again fun house was recorded liv cuz iggy didn't trust the recording techniques of the day.

who wants to get their funk on with me at the george clinton and the parliment funkadelic concert on the 26. should be a pimpin good time.

power back, very kick ass

i don't like germans anymore

meh meh meh meh meh

sittin' in the living room on the floor
all the pain go me on some migraine shit
but i'm gonna maintain
nigga got 2 or 3 dallors to my name
and my homies in the same boat going through the same thing
ready for a cake
better plot for the paper
we been living in the dark since april
on the candle
gotta get a handle
my homie got a 25 automatic added to the camper
nigga get the phone book look up in the yellow page
lemme tell you how we fend to get paid
we gonna order pizza and when we see the driver
we gonna stick the 25 up in his face
lets ride, stepping outside like warriors
head to the notorious southside
hiding in the corridor until we see the dominos car headlights
white boy in the wrong place at the right time
by the look on his face he probly shitted in his clothes
you know what this is
it's a stick up
gimme the do' from your pickups
you ran into the wrong niggaz
we running down the block hot with these pizza boxes
so we split up and met back at the apartment

ultimate frisbee is the shiznat

got the supplies just got to find the place for getting my drink on.

i hate huricannes unless it involves some kind of party but i don't think that will happend

twilight zone rules

i haven't done anything all week and its sad, but i do have almost 40 hours at work so i guess that is a plus. i'm so buying a bottle of jack either tommarrow or saturday, drinkin is fun and i will end up with out my pants again.

i'm chipper cuz i never really see anyone else chipper so i figured it would be nice change.

people with names suck.

choking vitcims cool

i want to feed someone i know to a gator

i wish i had coke

i once again want to go to the navy

i'm probly gonna get arrested this weekend, i feel it coming

i feel bad for mike

what happend to teddy?

i need to get laid again

rabble rabble rabble

acid was fun so that means 2ci will be great.

dave did zannies and didn't remember anything and had a word doc open on his comp to tell him everthing.

jr comes back this weekend and so does a supposed hurricane.

dave also nearly died at my house. that is kinda funny and depressing

rabble rabble rabble

fuck reality

yeah so parents were out of town and got like 40 dallors worth of alcohol thanks to my albertsons card. so i bsed and sleep till around 9 and got up got food and went to daves. around 11ish me dave and brett came to my house to start the consumption of alcohol. john and jordon stop by trying to score some bud. dave took them to kelly's, hell if i know if they scored it or not. as they were leaving a couple more freinds show up. they stay for like 15 mins and one of them says they want wendy's. he stumbles in his car with a cop watching him and starts to drive down the street only to get pulled over. one of my two freinds left ran for it and i have know idea what happend with him. me and the other one were like fuck as we watched this. so the cops are there for 2 hours or so with ambulences showing up and a fire truck. his car gets impounded and were sitting their like fuck. we get dave on the fone to get him back here and him and kelly show up. end up talkin to a neighbor and his group of freinds who were having a shindig as well. then mel shows up around 3ish which is like an hour and a half later than when she said she was gonna be. now all that is left is half a case of bud and the five of us are like fuck we need drinks. goofed around till like 7 when we all passed out. i still can't get over how my freind got arrest but i think he is out now since he has a new away message and only has been ideal for a couple of hours. there is more to the story but i don't want to get any more detailed in a journal entry.

horray just what i need a 9 hour shift from 1-10.

i'm totally kick ass